Nathan Ladd has flowing locks of dark splendor and will unashamedly exploit your susceptibility for attributing credibility to people merely because they are tall. Nathan is a contributor to the Eventide toolkit for event-sourced, autonomous services in Ruby. Scott Bellware is a short, bald man with 25 years of experience who works with development teams who have completely screwed themselves into an intractable mess of tightly-coupled monolithic madness by paying attention to cute people rather than smart people.
Andrew is a software developer based in Toronto. He is currently working on horizontally scalable Postgres at Citus Data, and before that was a principal member of the Heroku Postgres team. Austin TX. The Conference venue is the historically weird Alamo Ritz Drafthouse, located in the heart of downtown. Each theater seat has its own table. During the conference you'll enjoy some weird talks as you're served gourmet food from the comfort of your oversized seat. All in front of one of the largest screens we've ever seen.
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Algorithmic Song Meow-ification Beth is a software engineer at Flywheel, a web infrastructure startup in Omaha, Nebraska. Not everything has to. Your intellect has taken you far in life. But it will take you no further.
Surrender, Stephen. Silence your ego and your power will rise. Who am I to judge? That's leading edge medical tech, is that why your working here without a governing medical ward? Just how experimental is your treatment? To heal your body. Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden! Unstable dimensional openings. Spatial paradoxes! Time loops! You wanna get stuck reliving the same moment over and over forever or never having existed at all?
Like the Bob Seger Song? And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I So you joined a cult. No, not exactly. I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.
That sounds like a cult. Your adopted brother, Loki , is one of those beings.
Family drama, that kind of thing. But, we're looking for my father. So if you found Odin, you'd all return to Asgard promptly? Allow me to help you. God of Thunder. You can put down the umbrella. Why should I care? Take a seat. Your adopted brother Loki is one of these beings. Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. What for? Anyway, my father is no longer in exile. So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.
We could have just walked. I have been falling Thank you very much for your help.
Good luck. Who are you? Protect them. They're not dead yet. There was no other way. You must be popular with children. Then I am Spider-Man. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York , that's him. What's out timeline? He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe.
If he gets his hands on all six stones , Tony-" "He could destroy life on a scale, hitherto undreamt of.
I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?
With our lives. What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution. Dispassionate, fair. The rich and poor alike.